This is the latest news! Due to the recession, the 12 days of Christmas and 8 days of Chanukah have become too much for the public to bear. As a result, politicians and other heads of religion have come up with the perfect solution:
It’s Christmakah! One Huge Holiday Celebration, that encompasses almost All! Gotta’ give em’ props for at least TRYING to cover all bases.
There are a few ‘grey areas,’ but for the most part, if you’ll listen to the news clip below- you’ll understand the in’s and out’s of this situational holiday, and it’s boundaries.
This is great now everyone will believe in Hanaclause and he will leave me less presents,Santa will go on unemployment and now the rest of the reindeer will have to light up their noses to be politically correct sheechhhhhhhhh!
Love your sense of humor! Thanks for adding to the pot!