It’s the latest thing, did you get one this year? Still plenty of time before Christmas dinner to go and put your request in, with your local grocer!
It seems, that for years, farmers have noticed a group of turkeys that have had an ‘attitude problem,’ of sorts… and while most turkey farmers chose to ignore this, one fella’ decided to do some heavier digging.
He found that these turkeys are more common than Not! Wow! A turkey smart enough to know that he’s a goner, that has an Attitude problem! They’ve determined that these turkeys have what is now known as ADHT. “Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Turkeys.”
They’re so full of jitters, that they’ve learned how to do this special task, of self-basting! Can you imagine the amount of excess energy each bird must have, that they can pull this off, even while they’re cookin’? I’d like to pass some of that ‘positive brainpower’ on to my 18 year old- see if he can finish up this semester of school intact! Seriously-
Take a Listen to this! It’ll give you the inside skinny (ewww!) on what the bird actually does: SELF BASTING TURKEY