Shaving my legs, is like Pumping Gas.

Reason being, they’re BOTH a waste of my time!   Just like waiting in line, listening to commercials, preparing a meal, Ugh- the list goes on and on.

The worst, is when you take the time to shave your legs, and then realize the razor wasn’t sharp enough, and then you have to go BACK OVER the same area!   I remember being a cocktail waitress when I was in my 20’s, working in Miami Beach at the “Whale and Sail”- LOL!- I had to wear this long slit skirt, so that one leg would show from my waist down.  I would only shave that ONE LEG! Hahaha! Some things NEVER change! 

I do like the sexy feeling, after shaving though.  Sort of magical how you become this gorgeous, sexpot in your own head, when your legs are smooth and silky! LOL! Right?  Just too much Effort to get there though, – like pumping gas. 

Truthfully, whether I’m pumping or I’m sitting in my car, while someone Else pumps, it’s still the same waste of time!  I HATE it.  I would always let the tank get down to the ‘E’, and then pray my husband would go!  Nine out of ten times, he would- and don’t think he wouldn’t tell me about it! “Robin, maybe you’d like to wait until you’re driving on FUMES before you’d go to the gas station?”  Well? YES! That’s what I do!  Finally! He figured it out!

Waiting in line? It’s just trouble brewing.  The littlest thing, will piss me off. If that teller is talking on the phone, instead of helping the next customer, I KNOW, I’m gonna’ BLOW.  If that cashier can’t enter in a check from that customer, she needs to know that I think, she should look for another career! Ugh! Don’t get me started.

Shopping???  I’d rather die.  Too many choices make me crazy.  So imagine me, trying to choose something to buy, and then Waiting on line to Pay for it, after suffering through filling up the tank, … but at least my legs are smooth.

It’s difficult being me.